By Ollie Irish
Football’s second-biggest WUM (Wind-Up Merchant for noobs), after No.1 WUM El-Hadji Diouf, was at it again on Sunday, prancing around like a tit after his Real Madrid team scored a fourth goal at Villarreal…
One of these days, someone’s gonna take Jose’s eye out with a coin.
Villarreal’s Cani, inflamed by the Special One’s gloating (understandably so), lobbed a water bottle at Mourinho (it missed), and was then shown a red card. Pesky Mourinho wins again! And as always, he had a handy excuse for his behaviour: “I went to celebrate the goal with my son who was behind the visitors’ bench, and the Villarreal players thought I was provoking them,” he explained, no doubt winking furiously as he did so.
All of which frippery detracted from the fact it was comeback kid/Jesus lover/Alastair Cook lookalike Kaka who iced Real’s cake. Good to have you back, Ricky.
Another vid of the incident, with footage of the goal that preceded it: