By Chris Wright
In which Borussia Dortmund striker Kevin Grosskreutz has to be escorted to a portable toilet by security in order to be sick after drinking his body-weight in Pils during his side’s title-winning festivities…
Bless him. Grosskreutz later woke up in some Japanese family’s rec-room…and they would NOT stop screaming.
Also on the tipsy side was Dortmund coach Jurgen Klopp, who giggled his way through an interview during an open-top bus precession…
All this blatant piss-artistry and yet Dortmund still collectively managed to keep the trophy from under the wheels of their bus! Messrs Ramos and Stekelenburg should really be taking notes from their German counterparts.