By Chris Wright
At the grand old age of 35, chipmunk-faced set-piece wizard Alvaro Recoba made his second bow for Uruguayan side Nacional in a 3-3 draw with River Plate at the weekend, marking his debut with a neat strike from the edge of the box – a goal which sent the commentator into some kind of awful, roaring seizure…
“RECOBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
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