Play-acting idiot of the week: Oleksandr Kucher, Shakhtar Donetsk

Ollie Irish

30th, October 2009


In which Shakhtar midfielder Oleksandr Kucher reacts to a slight jostle, by Dynamo Kiev’s Ognjen Vukojevic, with an Oscar-winning performance reminiscent of that bit in Platoon where Willem Defoe’s character misses his flight home:

To quote The Drog, what a f**king disgrace. Or, to quote Withnail & I, what a terrible c**t.

Three-match ban for Kucer, at least.

[Spotted at 101GreatGoals]