By Chris Wright
In which, shortly before securing his first victory as Al Wasl coach (a 3-0 victory over Emirates), Diego Maradona clambers over the hoardings for a quick photo with a banner draped over the fencing – only to be rudely and repeatedly interrupted by a grabby Al Wasl fan, an unfortunate individual whom El Diego duly dispatches with minimum fuss…
Let that be a lesson to you all: No-one, NO-ONE, interrupts a Maradona photo-op and escapes with their wrists unbruised!