By Chris Wright
After racking up just the six assists in his first three appearances, Alex Oxlade Chamberlain opened his goal-scoring account in his fourth run-out for the England U21s last night – notching his first, second and third goal against Iceland’s youngsters and generally stealing the show as England cruised to a comfortable 3-0 victory in Reykjavik…
A hat-trick you say? In that case, we make it high-time that our nation’s exemplary free press burden the Ox with the weight of our collective footballing future and pillory him at every low ebb thus wrestling his confidence into submission and ruining him forever.
Not that I’m bitter or anything.