By Chris Wright
Think that disciplinary action for fondling player’s rumps is the sole preserve of the Iranian league? Think again muchacho!
During Cercle Brugge’s 1-0 win over Anderlecht on Sunday, Milan Jovanovic (you must know him? He’s one of the best players in the world!) was dismissed for having the bare-faced cheek – ahem – to gently pat Brugge’s Arnar Vidarsson on the backside after being toppled by the Icelandic midfielder.
Skip to the 2:04 mark for the whole red card debacle – though there’s some lovely tongue action (damn I wish I knew how/could be bothered to make GIFs) at the beginning of the video that you may want to sit through first…
One again, Jovanovic was shown a STRAIGHT RED CARD for that.
Thanks to Pies fan Milutin Vujicic for sending this one in.