Milan Jovanovic Shown Straight Red Card For Gently Patting Arnar Vidarsson’s Buttocks (Video)

Chris Wright

10th, November 2011

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By Chris Wright

Think that disciplinary action for fondling player’s rumps is the sole preserve of the Iranian league? Think again muchacho!

During Cercle Brugge’s 1-0 win over Anderlecht on Sunday, Milan Jovanovic (you must know him? He’s one of the best players in the world!) was dismissed for having the bare-faced cheek – ahem – to gently pat Brugge’s Arnar Vidarsson on the backside after being toppled by the Icelandic midfielder.

Skip to the 2:04 mark for the whole red card debacle – though there’s some lovely tongue action (damn I wish I knew how/could be bothered to make GIFs) at the beginning of the video that you may want to sit through first…

One again, Jovanovic was shown a STRAIGHT RED CARD for that.

Thanks to Pies fan Milutin Vujicic for sending this one in.