By Chris Wright
This is supposed to be a guide to help Johnny Foreigner learn the English language as well as pick up on our national mannerisms, regional accents and specific dialogues within the context of a post-match press conference…
Where to start? Firstly, am I to understand that ‘World Champions’ have just beaten ‘London Warriors’ 100-0 in Hell because the Warriors didn’t have a goalkeeper at the Devil’s insistence? Riiiight…okay.
Secondly, and this is a biggy, how the Dickens is anybody supposed to pick up the first thing about English accents and mannerisms from that?
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