By Chris Wright
Here’s the Valentine’s Day ‘joke’ that Carlton Cole sent to his missus yesterday – a tray of special, ever-so-slightly sexist gifts including an iron, fabric softener, polish, a range of cleaning products, Oxo cubes and a bottle of champagne…
Risky. Very risky.
Of course it’s just a bit of tongue-in-cheek BAAAAANNNNTAAAAHHH! but it’s the kind of thing that could’ve gone one of two ways. Either it was greeted with a sniff of sympathy laughter from Ms Cole or, and this is altogether more likely to have happened, our Carlton here spent last night sleeping in the car.