West Ham Players Form ‘Amazing’ Super Group With Alex Song On Lead Vocals And Stewart Downing On Drums (Video)

Chris Wright

5th, February 2015


By Chris Wright

Despite popular demand, several of West Ham’s players have formed an “amazing band” (their words, not ours).

The band features Alex Song on inaudible lead vocals, Kevin Nolan on synths, Mark Nolan on ‘Fisher Price My First DJ Turntable’, Cheikhou Kouyate on bass and the completely arrhythmical Stewart Downing on drums.

It’s all for charity apparently, but that doesn’t make it any good…

Be good fellows and shut up while the Chelsea chaps show you how it’s done…

Now that’s real music.

(Via Mirror)