West Ham have gone and added a young buck by the name of Patrice Evra to their squad after signing the left-back on a freebie deal.
Evra has been without a club since being sacked by Marseille in December for the piffling crime of kicking a fan square dans le tête.
— West Ham United (@WestHamUtd) February 7, 2018
The 36-year-old Frenchman has signed on until the end of the current season.
As well as the oodles of fly-by-night strikers they’ve signed over the years, the Hammers – specifically Messrs Gold and Sullivan – certainly have a penchant for the over-the-hill ageing international full-back.
Pablo Zabaleta, Alvaro Arbeloa, Razvan Rat, Pablo Armero, Guy Demel, now Evra.
Being a West Ham fan must be so much fun.