Jack Wilshere stepped up his pre-season preparations with a lively appearance at the launch of the Nerf Laser Ops Pro on Wednesday night.
The West Ham midfielder joined the likes of Joe Swash, Stacy Solomon, Kirsty Gallagher, some miscellaneous Youtuber oiks and Lee from Blue in a dimly lit warehouse in London to help shill Nerf’s new blaster gun toy contraption.
Here’s some more photos of L’il Jackie in his element…
On this evidence, Wilshere looks honed and ready for heavily staged, laser-based warfare (against children).
The Premier League isn’t going to know what hit it.