Over on Wikipedia, FIFA boss Sepp Blatter’s career is studiously profiled.
According to the online encyclopaedia, Blatter is an “administrator”…
An administrator for the “Swiss mob” to be precise:
— Asa Bennett (@asabenn) May 29, 2015
He has also been a “Swiss tosser” in the past (via):
Over on the page regarding the Presidency of the Republic of South Africa, Sepp Blatter is referred to as “Sepp Bellend Blatter” (via):
It’s been “Sepp Bellend” on Wikipedia, too:
To clear things up, let it be known* that Sepp Blatter is actually the guiding hand and moral compass behind FIFA being a “force for world peace and goodness “.
(*All cash to the usual address.)