From ‘Bellend’ To ‘Swiss Mob Boss’: Sepp Blatter’s Career According To Wikipedia

Paul Sorene

29th, May 2015


Over on Wikipedia, FIFA boss Sepp Blatter’s career is studiously profiled.

According to the online encyclopaedia, Blatter is an “administrator”…

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An administrator for the “Swiss mob” to be precise:

He has also been a “Swiss tosser” in the past (via):

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Over on the page regarding the Presidency of the Republic of South Africa, Sepp Blatter is referred to as “Sepp Bellend Blatter” (via):


It’s been “Sepp Bellend” on Wikipedia, too:

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To clear things up, let it be known* that Sepp Blatter is actually the guiding hand and moral compass behind FIFA being a “force for world peace and goodness “.

(*All cash to the usual address.)