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Who ate all the pies

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The best images from today’s lunchtime fixture

United fans plan mass retort to famous Anfield banner

Real will make £30m bid for Stevie G this summer, claims tabloid

Shameless self-promotion. Well, not quite shameless – sometimes I cry myself to sleep

Smell my cheese you mother

Who are the Gunners’ own ‘Stevie G & Torres’?

How far does £70k a week go? Not far enough, it seems

The best pictures from a lively encounter at the Cottage

Flying drop-kick to the chest > kissing your badge

Somewhere in that chin, there’s a face

The poor chap

The best pics from last night’s game at Stamford Bridge

Brazilian reveals who’s packing trouser heat at AC Milan

You capitalist pigs, with your tasty and nutritious post-match snacks

Happy 60th birthday Arsene. Pies salutes you

Italian survives 15-minute cameo for Liverpool’s reserves

Russian keeper passed his audition for Fergie

Dodgy Brazilian keeper up to his old tricks

Italian on the bench tonight but set for second-half appearance v Sunderland

Spurs stars papped out on the town, worse for wear. And why not?

Who’s the ball-headed Everton player?

Liverpool fans, look away NOW

Step this way for half-arsed Photoshoppery…