By Chris Wright
In which Porto B’s Brazilian centre-back Maicon Periera Roque (plain old ‘Maicon’ to his mates) honks in an almighty free-kick over the ‘keeper and in without bouncing from well within his own half against UD Oliveirense in Portugal’s second tier at the weekend…
KABOOOOM!!
(Thanks to Pies fan Lowell Grande for the tip-off)