With everyone mewing about how bad we are at cricket, we fans of the beautiful game can sit back and laugh. Especially when you consider that this man below could probably beat our boys on his own. This man is Brett Lee. Brett promises "I’ll even make you laugh, I’ll even learn some Hindiiiiii" Well, he’s already made us laugh. In fact, this proves that cricket is so poor that even their songs make Gazza’s ‘Fog on the Tyne’ sound like Mozart.