By Chris Wright
It’s been a while since we’ve run ourselves a caption contest, so consider this a bit of open-floor, Bank Holiday mirth.
Just what is a clearly miffed Didier Drogba muttering to his mis-firing strike partner Fernando Torres (or vice-versa)?
Pies says:
Drogba: “Well well, who do we have here? If it isn’t the £50-million virgin…”
You say?