By Chris Wright
While Radamel Falcao was busy getting off the mark for Manchester United agains Everton last weekend, the Colombian striker’s beleaguered wife Lorelei was at home, bracing herself for yet another afternoon of relentless, maddening din.
The problem, you see, is that Falcao has a pet parrot by the name of Coco that celebrates by squawking “gol de Falca” over and over again each and every time the striker scores.
Presumably struck deaf by acute tinnitus these days, poor Lorelei told The Sun: “My parrot says “goal from Falca,” “great goal” and more!”
Thanks to Colombian television, we actually have a clip of Coco in action…
Yep, we can definitely see that getting annoying quite quickly.