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In another life No.1: Dimitar Berbatov, video rental store manager

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“Everybody in the team watches a lot of movies, but with me it is a real hobby. When you are a foreign player in another country sometimes you have a lot of time on your hands. I am always watching movies at home. If I wanted to, I could open a video store with my DVDs!”
Dimitar Berbatov

On current form, I’m sure many Man Utd fans would be more than happy if Berbatov gave up football and went to work in Blockbuster.

By Ollie Irish on September 2nd, 2009 in Funnies, Man Utd. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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12 Responses to “In another life No.1: Dimitar Berbatov, video rental store manager”

  1. sairam says:

    hahaha.. It’s a still from some movie.. forgot the name lol
    the girl on the left looks hawt XD

  2. Joe says:

    “Clerks” would have been a better reference, seeing as Randall is as proud of being lazy as Berba is…

  3. Matt R says:

    It’s from “Be Kind Rewind”. Not a huge movie, but still quite good. And Berba’s head is on Jack Black’s frame, not quite the footballer’s build, but who could call Berba a true footballer at this point in time anyway? :p

  4. Man_Utd_Fan says:

    hahahaha
    this is funny!!!

  5. mike says:

    I guess you feel really stupid now, right?:-)

  6. Trent Reznor says:

    Berbatov – brilliant and as for all of you Bukowski wrote something very true. Enjoy it pigheads!

    The Genius Of The Crowd

    there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
    human being to supply any given army on any given day

    and the best at murder are those who preach against it
    and the best at hate are those who preach love
    and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

    those who preach god, need god
    those who preach peace do not have peace
    those who preach peace do not have love

    beware the preachers
    beware the knowers
    beware those who are always reading books
    beware those who either detest poverty
    or are proud of it
    beware those quick to praise
    for they need praise in return
    beware those who are quick to censor
    they are afraid of what they do not know
    beware those who seek constant crowds for
    they are nothing alone
    beware the average man the average woman
    beware their love, their love is average
    seeks average

    but there is genius in their hatred
    there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
    to kill anybody
    not wanting solitude
    not understanding solitude
    they will attempt to destroy anything
    that differs from their own
    not being able to create art
    they will not understand art
    they will consider their failure as creators
    only as a failure of the world
    not being able to love fully
    they will believe your love incomplete
    and then they will hate you
    and their hatred will be perfect

    like a shining diamond
    like a knife
    like a mountain
    like a tiger
    like hemlock

    their finest art

  7. manufc says:

    berba is the best forward in the prem and most skillfull go watch a proper match instead of motd! losers

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