1-3 Peter Crouch, Liverpool v Arsenal
Because we love Crouchinho (‘decent feet for a big man’), he gets the top three spots all to himself this week – it’s not often you see the so-called ‘perfect hat-trick’ (header, left-foot shot, right-foot shot) in a Premiership match, and against one of the league’s big four. England needs you, Peter.
4 Paul Scholes, Man Utd v Blackburn Rovers
Exquisite composure shown by the Ginger Ninja.
5 Niko Krancjar, Fulham v Portsmouth
Pompey’s Croatian midfielder showed his talent with this sweet curler.