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Guess tomorrow’s back pages…

chimp_at_typewriter.jpg In mere hours time Wembley’s corporate boxes will be full of football fans stuffing their faces with lobster while their seats sit empty and England play Russia. Whatever the result tomorrow, one thing we can guarantee is that our red top Fleet Street friends at The Sun, Star and Mirror will come up with some glorious Soviet based headline puns. So can we beat them to it? Here’s our top guesses at what the hacks will go for, hopefully you lot can do even better…


Robinson saves the day, by playing well for once…
FROM RUSSIA WITH GLOVE
McLaren balls it up…
HE’S OFFSKI!
Owen gets injured, brutally…
BACK IN THE USS ARRRGGGGGGGHHH!
McLaren loses…
MUST GO! (pronounced Moscow… okay, this one doesn’t work)
McLaren does something tactically insane…
SOVIET LOONIUN
Emile bangs in the winner…
HESKI!

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By Ollie Irish on September 12th, 2007 in Miscellaneous. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.
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8 Responses to “Guess tomorrow’s back pages…”

  1. Gordie says:

    After an inevitable dull nil nil – Red (all) Square

  2. Mozza says:

    Iron Hurtin’ – Either horrific injury or tragic defeat. Both very likely considering who’s playing

  3. Anonymous says:

    Pere-striker (Perestroika)-Owen cracks home the winner. May be pluralised to pair of strikers but loses a little in the translation

  4. Joe says:

    ‘Comrade Robinski’, after our hapless excuse for a keeper converts a corner into his own goal.

  5. Andrew II says:

    If we lose, I’d bet on ‘Iron Curtains’ in regards to McCarrot’s reign as manager.

  6. dean says:

    O-mazing Owen…..betya!

  7. John says:

    “Final Score 3 to Dasvidania!”

  8. Sheps says:

    they went for “Super Tsar Owen” in the end – should have seen that one coming…