After a thoroughly shoddy investigation, in which Who Ate All the Pies visited several three-star hotels armed with cheap spy cameras, we can reveal that every single manager in the Pies fantasy league would be more than happy to accept a bung if it was offered. Fantasy agents, are you listening?
Fantasy Friday: week 5 review continuedâ€¦
This week’s league table:
1 Where Was Dean Ashton? (Tommy) 71 points
2 Houssemayne FC (Jan) 65
3 Modbury Juniors (Ollie) 62
4 Scrumpy Rovers (Simon) 61
5 West Country All-Stars (Ben) 60
6 Strictly Badmanism (Matt M) 58
7 Pauper For Manse (Rob P) 56
8 Onimans Legends (James) 55
9= Tanghall Tykes (Matt D) 45
9= Villa Rourke Fc (Jez) 45
11 Felixs X1 (Felix) 41
12 Gimmervision (Mof) 40
13 Dynamo George Vader (Rob W) 36
14= Abney Park Rangers (Ash) 30
14= Big Bunch of Lewsers (Lewis) 30
16 Dial Square (Nicholas) 26
Good week forâ€¦ Pies’ very own Rob P, who scored a mammoth 24 points in one bumper week. Tommy and Jan had solid weeks and hold on to their place at the top.
Bad week forâ€¦ just four points for Dial Square, who are now bottom of the table.