By Chris Wright
Yes, he may be carrying a bit of extra lumber around with him these days but, as far as we’re concerned, Senhor Luis Nazario de Lima has just about earned himself the right to do anything he damn well likes over the years – and we’re happily including perjury, high-treason and murder in that.
Anyway, we defy you to argue that those shorts aren’t the most distressing thing about these photos….
Photos: 101GG