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Five football raid jokes

_40714587_boumpa.jpgAs you might imagine, since the raids on Newcastle, Rangers and Portsmouth the forums and blogs have been buzzing with jokes at their expense. Here is just a small selection. Feel free to add your own as a comment.
1 Anti-corruption police have raided Newcastle United. Apparently the Magpies have no defence.

2 Police were called to Portsmouth after someone broke into their trophy cabinet. They are now looking for a stolen blue carpet.
3 Rumour has it police raided Newcastle, Rangers and Portsmouth looking for footballers, but left empty-handed.
4 Fraud investigators have raided Rangers. The Glasgow club could be prosecuted under the Trade Descriptions Act for falsely claiming to be a serious challenge to Celtic.
5 Apparently, Portsmouth and Newcastle are also under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion. Both clubs have been claiming for silver polish for the past 30 years.

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By admin on July 18th, 2007 in Newcastle Utd, Portsmouth, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

One Response to “Five football raid jokes”

  1. Joe says:

    Police raided Newcastle United on monday. Apparently, Joey Barton was unavailable for comment.