Above is the corny video Tottenham used to accompany the launch of their new kits, complete with grime soundtrack and lots of dynamically-edited footage of the Spurs chaps doing exciting twists, jumps and fist-bumps.
Below is the version the club should have used, expertly spliced by the ever-brillo Nooruddean Choudry (@BeardedGenius) to replace the original music with ‘Playing With the Boys’ by Kenny Loggins, à la the infamously homoerotic volleyball scene in Top Gun…
I’ve replaced the grime track on @SpursOfficial kit launch video with the music from the Top Gun volleyball scene. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/8j5tk3i5qt
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 1, 2017
What you’re feeling is the sudden shock of realisation that Dele Alli and Eric Dier stole their entire handshake shtick from Maverick and Goose.
Feel free to compare and contract, but not before whipping off that shirt and greasing up those pecs…
“WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” indeed.