File this one under miscellaneous: Mike Dean scoring an absolutely rubbish goal during a 5-a-side game and then celebrating like a proper weirdo…
Mike Dean. The man, the myth, the legend. pic.twitter.com/oJX7xvKAUS
— Joe (@jawtonloe) April 2, 2017
The footage was part of Sky Sports’ programme ‘The Referees – Onside with Carragher and Neville’, in which the intrepid pundits investigated just what it takes to be a Premier League match official.
What they actually proved beyond doubt is that Dean definitely isn’t 100% human.