By Chris Wright
In which Paul Ince, having watched the fruit of his loins score twice for the England U21s against Sweden yesterday, steadfastly refuses to get involved in any of that namby pamby celebration malarkey – quite rightly leaving his bird to embarrass herself by being all ’emotions’ in public…
“Listen ‘ere love, The Guvnor don’t go in for all that dancin’ about so LEAVE IT OUT ALWIGHT?”
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