‘The baffled keeper can’t stop Mark Viduka…’ This tribute song to the rotund ‘Boro/Aussie hitman, written and performed by singer-songwriter Alistair Griffin, is possibly the best football song I’ve heard since New Order’s World in Motion, at least in terms of lyrics. It’s a cover of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen (and others, including Rufus Wainwright), and it’s absolutely f**king brilliant. Hear it now at Alistair’s MySpace site.