By Chris Wright
What are we saying? This is Local News Headline of the Year material right here…
Impressive. Smoke on the water. We imagine that takes some going, that.
The Manchester Evening News go into a little more detail…
Much more impressive than Smalling’s last attempt anyway…
The MEN report continues:
“It’s understood that the Reds defender was not at home at the time and the incident was caused by an electrical fault.”
“Police patrolling the area spotted smoke coming from the star’s property and went to investigate.
“They discovered a large fire involving the whirlpool bath which had spread to some decking behind the home.”
We just hope those policemen understand and appreciate how close they came to being accidentally transported back in time to a ski resort in 1986.