Mobile phone company O2 has released a couple of virals mocking football and rugby. Presumably not wanting to offend too many customers, the videos paint footballers as party animals with bigger egos than brains and rugger boys as fat public school toffs who love a bit of homoerotic rough-and-tumble.
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