Shit Lookalikes: Does exactly what it says on the tin. As far as we’re concerned, when it comes to footballing lookalikes; the shitter the better!
‘Do you think if house music was around in the Thirties, World War II would have even happened?’
Wax on, wax off
Is Cardiff’s gaffer really a Sith Lord?
Why do I have to be Mr Pink?
This is a local shop, for local people
‘Moisture is the essence of weakness…’
I’m a crap Liverpool striker, get me out of Anfield…