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Shit Lookalikes – Jimmy Bullard and Boni from kid’s TV show Trapdoor

February 6th, 2008

Yet another inspired lookalike suggested by Chringle, the undisputed king of shit lookalikes. More shit lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes – Jack Lemmon and Kobi Kuhn, Switzerland’s head coach

February 6th, 2008

Alawys be closing Kobi… always be closing. More Shit Lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes – Anderson of Man Utd and Peloquin from the movie Nightbreed

February 4th, 2008

Thanks to reader John Rain for this bizarre spot – they must share the same barber. I’ve never seen Nightbreed, and now I don’t think I ever will… this Peloquin character looks scary. More shit lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes – Alan Hutton, Spurs’ new full-back, and the Eraserhead baby

January 31st, 2008

Another dose of lookalike looniness from the warped mind of Chringle. More shit lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes – Kevin Keegan signs Shaun Wright Phillips

January 31st, 2008

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Spotted on 101GreatGoals.

Shit Lookalikes deathmatch – Brian ‘Killer’ Kilcline, Wolf from American Gladiators and Sabretooth from X-Men

January 25th, 2008

Kilcline, ‘Wolf’ (as played by Don ‘Hollywood’ Yates, a man so macho he makes Chuck Norris look like a little girl) and Sabretooth are men’s men (or, in Sabretooth’s case, a mutant’s mutant), and therefore not afraid of big, ‘statement’ facial hair. But who would take who in a three-way deathmatch? I can’t answer that, [...]

Shit Lookalikes – Sulley Muntari and a puffer fish

January 24th, 2008

Typically loony lookalike goodness from Chringle. More shit lookalikes (although some of them are quite good)

Shit Lookalikes – Arsenal’s old club crest and Arsenal’s new, improved club crest

January 23rd, 2008

Spot the difference… More Shit Lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes – David Beckham, Madonna and Angelina Jolie

January 23rd, 2008

Beckham has been in Sierra Leone, working as a goodwill ambassador for Unicef. Stars love to get their hands on sad-looking Third World kids, don’t they?

Shit Lookalikes – David Moyes and Moe from The Simpsons

January 22nd, 2008

This one is courtesy of the Beeb. As you can see, Everton manager David Moyes is the ginger equivalent of Moe from The Simpsons.
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And the similarity doesn’t stop when the duo get angry…

Shit Lookalikes – Dudu Aouate (Deportivo La Coruna goalkeeper) and Frank Gallagher, the dad from Shameless

January 21st, 2008

Last week Dudu Aouate got a whack in the eye from team-mate Gustavo Munua (who had replaced him as Deportivo’s first-choice ‘keeper), which left him looking like Frank Gallagher, the shambolic dad from Channel 4′s Shameless. More on the Aouate story at The Offside

Shit Lookalikes – Charlotte Mears and Groucho Marx

January 21st, 2008

One is a famous wag, the other is a sem-famous WAG. Via Kickette

Shit Lookalikes/Horror Hair special – Kevin Keegan and Paul Breitner

January 17th, 2008

Clash of the white afros alert! You just don’t see players with this much hair today, which is a shame – Rio Ferdinand sported the look in pre-season a couple of years ago, but he didn’t have the balls to keep it for the real season. Breitner (he’s the one with the scary wolfman beard) [...]

Shit Lookalike: Fabio Capello and Postman Pat

January 15th, 2008

One is a bespectacled tactician proud to be serving the English public, the other is Fabio Capello.
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Shit Lookalikes: Jermain Defoe’s new haircut and Wembley Stadium’s arch

January 10th, 2008

Props to Sheldon, Shiny Media’s design guru, for this tremendous nomination. Jermain, you’re going to have to do a lot more than that to win a place in Fabio Capello’s England team… More Shit Lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes: Breno (Bayern Munich’s new Brazilian defender) and Remy Bonjasky (Dutch Muay Thai fighter)

January 10th, 2008

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Remy Bonjasky is a Dutch Mixed Martial Artist, famous for his deadly flying knees.
Breno, Bayern’s new Brazilian wunderkind, is 18 and tipped for the very top. He’s a defender who can play at full-back or centre-back and, like most Brazilians, he’s not short on skill – as the following video of him scoring for former club Sao Paulo against Santos shows…

Shit Lookalikes: Sylar from Heroes and Cesc Fabregas

January 9th, 2008

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Gabriel ‘Sylar’ Gray (played by American actor Zachary Quinto) is one bad motherf**ker in Heroes – he steal everyone’s superpowers, by slicing open their heads no less, and then does bad things with them.

Shit Lookalikes: Anton Ferdinand and Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges

January 9th, 2008

As suggested by, er, me. I was watching Oscar-winning movie Crash on DVD the other night, when I noticed that actor Chris Bridges (aka rapper Ludacris) looked a bit like West Ham defender Anton Ferdinand. And ‘looking a bit like’ a footballer is enough to make a Shit Lookalike. More Shit Lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes: Cheetara from Thundercats and Robbie Savage

January 8th, 2008

As nominated by Pies stalwart Cole – mate, the resemblence is striking; Cheetara could be Robbie’s twin sister. Any more Thundercats who look like footballers? If there’s a Snarf double out there, I’d love to know who it is.

Shit Lookalikes: Philippe Senderos and Charlie Brown

January 7th, 2008

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One is a likeable no hoper who constantly gets himself into scrapes on the field of play with his comic strip antics, the other is Philippe Senderos.

Shit Lookalikes: Thomas Gravesen and Panthro from Thundercats

January 4th, 2008

Thunder thunder, Thunder THUNDER, THUNDER THUNDER-CATS! This is the first Shit Lookalike of 2008 from Chringle, the King of Shit Lookalikes. As usual, it’s inspired.

Shit Lookalikes: Michael Ballack and Matt Damon

January 3rd, 2008

Thanks to Pies reader Vijayan for this fine spot.

Shit Lookalikes: D.L. Hawkins from Heroes and Lassana Diarra of Arsenal

January 2nd, 2008

The first Shit Lookalike of 2008 naturally sees me draw on my festive experience of watching the entire first season of Heroes on DVD. I was struck by how much D.L. Hawkins (played by Leonard Roberts), the guy who can walk through walls, looks like Arsenal’s Lassana Diarra (the new Claude Makelele).

Shit Lookalikes: Mikael Forssell and Kimi Raikkonen

December 17th, 2007

Two Finnish blondes with spiky hair and – as is the way with any sportsmen from Iceland – ice in their veins. Shit huh.

Shit lookalike: Hedwiges Maduro and Harvey Price

December 13th, 2007

Harvey Price’s football connections were never in doubt what with his dad being Dwight Yorke and his mum carrying a couple of footballs round in her bra. As if that wasn’t enough, he also bears a passing resemblence to Hedwiges Maduro, the Ajax midfielder who (as far as we know) is not the son of Dwight Yorke.
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