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Who ate all the pies

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Lookalikes

Shit Lookalikes: Does exactly what it says on the tin. As far as we’re concerned, when it comes to footballing lookalikes; the shitter the better!

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‘Moisture is the essence of weakness…’

I’m a crap Liverpool striker, get me out of Anfield…

Ooh you make my motor run, motor run…

Beyond inspired…

You play in dirt, you get dirty

Simon Webbe used to be in Blue, a band of such overwhelming blandness that I can’t recall even one of their many ‘hits’