Shortly after beating Juventus in the Champions League final, the Duodecima-winning Real Madrid squad spruced themselves up and trundled down to the town hall for a special reception with the Mayor of Madrid.
In textbook form, Mayor Manuela Carmena opened proceedings with a joke, by offering the Real players chocolate winner’s medals.
Even in her wildest dreams, surely the mayor couldn’t have envisaged her little ice-breaker going down as well as it did…
Cristiano Ronaldo let out a booming ‘siiiiim’ in the front row while the rest of his teammates whooped and howled.
The wide shot shows that Dani Carvajal was particularly keen too…
— Yassine (@YassineSays) June 4, 2017
All that cumulative fame, all that cumulative fortune, and the Real players still go doolally for 10 grams of cheap chocolate.