By Chris Wright
The elusive invisible footballing sniper claimed yet another victim last when, during the Lille-Inter game, he pulled the trigger and fired a searing shot straight through Aurelien Chedjou’s cheek – a shot which was perfectly synced up with Giampaolo Pazzini’s arm wafting into the French defender’s face as the pair tussled next to the touchline microphones…
Dear lord. Yes, there was contact – but was all the histrionic, ‘I’ve got white-hot shrapnel lodged in my retina!’ screaming really necessary?
No, no it wasn’t. The big cheating jessie.