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Try To Keep Calm, But David Luiz MAY HAVE CUT OFF HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR! (With Possible Photographic Evidence)

By Chris Wright

You may want to find a doorway to brace yourself in, a fence post to tether yourself to or, at the very least, something to bite down on as it seems the day we thought would never come may at last be upon us: DAVID LUIZ MAY HAVE CUT HIS HAIR!

We know, we know. There’s a hotline you can ring.

These photos have appeared on Twitter from an account pertaining to belong to David Luiz’s mother, @Reginamm4, that appear to show her ‘son’s’ tousled sprigs all over the floor, with a strategically placed clipper really ramming home the implications…

I suppose the question is: if Luiz runs out for Chelsea’s game against Stoke tomorrow with his bonny mane all bouncy and fully intact, then just what in short-and-curly hell have we just spent the last five minutes looking at?


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By Chris on January 11th, 2013 in Chelsea, Horror Hair. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Try To Keep Calm, But David Luiz MAY HAVE CUT OFF HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR! (With Possible Photographic Evidence)”

  1. Graham says:

    Pubes, probably.

  2. Mello says:

    he has finally shaved his balls

  3. Jack Scurvy says:

    Mama’s Minge? It is a great time to prune back the Winter Bush, is it not?

  4. Murray says:

    Luiz most likely just had a small trim. This actually isn’t his first time he (or a relative) used Instagram to tease like this.

  5. fith says:

    Keep calm people. I think he wears extenstions. Also thats nowhere near enough hair for it to look different.

  6. monty says:


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