By Chris Wright
Thank the little baby Jesus! Taiwanese animated news agency NMA have cut through the fug and finally made sense of the whirling cyclone of tabloidhyperbullshit that was kicked up by Wednesday night’s Eden Hazard/Swansea ballboy fracas at the Liberty Stadium…
It all makes sense now. Something something giant clam something something sword in the stomach something something lion on a laptop.
Simple.
(Video: NMA)