By Chris Wright
Here’s Fernando Torres being a full kit wanker in what looks like the galley aboard the Starship Enterprise, baking the ever-lovin’ heck out of a cupcake in some weird, fairly nonsensical advert for Samsung…
Choose your punchline…
1. That’s the only cup(cake) he’ll be getting his hands on this season.
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2. Chelsea have to make their £50 million back somehow.
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3. CGI was used to make sure the eggs ended up in the bowl/something about over-egging the pudding?
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4. That rubbish bow at the end was still Torres’ most convincing finish in 18 months.
End.
(Thanks to Twitter for no. 3)