John Terry and Frank Lampard: a football love story, in photos
Pies sincerely hopes you enjoy this photo essay, which commemorates the manly, heterosexual love shared by JT and Lampsy…
“He’s all mine.”
“Not here John, you twat.”
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“Wahay! Look Lampsy, it’s a ball! Let’s kick the f**k out of it!”
“Ha ha. John, you’re such a twat but I love you.”
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“Not in front of the lads, John.”
‘Wahay!”
“Seriously John, stop being a twat.”
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“To me Lampsy, to me! … To me!!”
“But John, you’ll only hoof it into the sea…”
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“Stevie, Stevie! Ashley was totally checking out John’s ass!”
“Aw, don’t tease me Lampsy. You know I don’t like it.”
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“Lampsy, can I ask you something?”
“Sure John. What is it?”
“I’m better than Rio, aren’t I?”
[pause] “Course you are, John. Course you are.”
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“Not so rough John. It tickles.”
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“That’s amazing Lampsy! You’re bloody brilliant at skill. Give us a go…”
“Not now John, I’m on the phone to Ash.”
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“Come on John, it’s not your fault. Let’s get you into the showers.”
“All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain. Sniff.”
“Get a grip, you spaz.”
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THE END
quite quite beautifull. a footballing love story for our times.
most stupid comments i have ever read something gay guy wrote these who has no idea about sport emotions!
Dear dada,
It’s called a sense of humor.
Go buy one.
Or are you a Chelsea fan and a homophobe to boot?
F**king lame
Next up:
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- Woho, noho ! Don’t leave me, John !
- Sorry darling, I’m on my way to the big City.
- I come with you !
“
it’s a man’s man’s man’s world !
Ollie Irish is an idiot!
haha these are priceless
Lol I like Chelsea but I love a laugh…and this is the funniest thing I read all day..
i love them.
I understand that you are not a chelsea fan, but you (Ollie) could at least respect them for being ENGLAND’s internationals.
P.S. And this is not a question whether or not you have a sense of humor, it’s simply disrespectful
Ollie, hilarious stuff, don’t listen to the moral wankers who can’t poke a little fun at our two Chelsea lads and their love.
CAREFREE!
luv ya both
sorry i forgot all your EU guys are homo
As friends as many football players can be , god for Chelsea
I think Ollie’s been trawling those slash dot sites haven’t you Ollie? *wink wink*
the man who wrote this fucking stupid silly object is simplly son of bitch and he is for sure a gay and his father keeps rapping him
ollie u moron u r a fucking irish u most be a ladyboy so u think every one is like u
ollie suck my dick and shut up
Havent you heard, Terry is staying. This is old news You dunbass and you call yourself a football fan. Come on the rest of us are far ahead of you.
Brilliant! Very funny. Shame the wee lassies who commented above can’t see the humour.
I’m a lifelong Chelsea fan and I loved the article. Taking a pop is fine when it comes with a good sense of humour.
hahaha gold!!!
Chelsea is shit and john terry is gay some as frank lampard
At last someone with the balls to write about the real reasons Terry turned down a “once in a lifetime” chance to mint himself in Manchester.
Brokeback Mountain!
Indeed, this must be the reason for JT to stay…
“you (Ollie) could at least respect them for being ENGLAND’s internationals.”
I wish they weren’t. Lampard’s not-botheredness is one of the main reasons England didn’t qualify for ‘08 and Twarry should never have been above Carra in the pecking order.
Nice one Ollie, they don’t half get into some awkward pictures, do they? The funniest thing is Lampsy & Johnny aren’t even the most effeminate players at Chelsea…
Ahh John Terry and Lamps, a man love never to be broken.
Chelsea have a big contingent of rear gunners:
Lampard, fat Joe Cole, Ashley “I sucked Jermaine Jenas’ weenie” Cole and a former Blue but always cocksucker Arejn Diver Robben
I wished I could suck Lampard’s balls, lick Ashley Cole’s anus and be pumped in my shithole by Joe Cole. As a real Blue, I want to be in Chelsea gay wonderland!
Come on, you shouldn’t have disgraced a brilliant quote from the best movie ever with the picture of those Chavsea sodomites
lol the best one is where they’re both laying down talking about rio. it totally looks like that’s what they’re talking about. good work.
I personally prefer the Rio/Vidic affair.
Less romance, more rage. Just as gay.
You’re stupid..and lame…grow up
Its flippin funny..
funny
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i love both my team captain jt and lamps
fucking hilarious