David Luiz Struggles To Express His Love For Chelsea (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which, after setting heart’s a flutter with his languid style, unexpected goal-scoring chops and his luscious tumbling curls, Chelsea’s newest hero shows us all that there is at least one thing he hasn’t mastered with fluent ease – the Queen’s English.
The reporter’s patronising ‘very good’ after Luiz struggles to express his love for his new employers sounds like a parent complimenting baby on it’s first potty poo poo…
Plus, now we understand why Paulo Ferreira is still at Chelsea.

















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