Caption competition: Steven Gerrard at the Cannes Film Festival
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Here’s Stevie G at the Cannes Festival, supporting old mate Neil Fitzmaurice (Ray Von in Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights). Fitzmaurice was in France to promote his new film, Charlie Noades RIP, while Stevie tagged along for the ride (or perhaps because he loves yachts).
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Oh, and if you’re interested, you can watch a trailer for Charlie Noades RIP below…
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“did i lock the front door??
don’t suppose it’ll matter….”
Gerrard: “I’m really looking forward to the new Ang Lee film. I loved ‘Brokeback Mountain’”.
Or
“Tom Cruise, David Cameron and Steven Gerrard walk into a bar…”
Errrrm, when do I get deez cans ?
Beige jacket guy: “By the way Stevie, i never told you I hated Phil Collins music.”
Stevie G, raising an eyebrow: “You’d better be kidding.”
Third guy (Stevie G bodyguard): “Please let me throw him in the water for you, Mr Gerrard.”
Gerrard: Thanks for telling me about the jacket look guys. i look like an idiot
“We said Godard, not Gerrard!”
‘I’m not a man. I’m a scouser.’
“Even the Ugly girls didn`t want to kiss any of this lot.”
Stevie was worried what jacket he was going to be given…
The Liverboys!
My film is so bad I need a football celebrity to attract media attention.
And, er, Maurice fits Neil?