Snapshot: Official ‘Football Cliches’ Pitch, As Mapped Out By Cliché Experts…
By Chris Wright
Here we have the definitive ‘football clichés’ pitch, with the boundaries of each hackneyed old clichéd territory clearly defined and accurately mapped out by an expert in the field – namely, the majestic @FootballCliches chaps – and drafted up by the skilled hand of @Steve_Sub…
That is just greatness on a plate with a side salad of shredded awesome!
Incidentally, @FootballCliches is the brains behind the great Football Clichés blog (formerly ‘The Angle of Post and Bar’). We heartily suggest you check it out. Heartily, we say.
Suggested further viewing on Pies…
15 Downright Detestable Punditry Clichés
The 'Transfer Talks' Flowchart – Football Cliches
Remembering Ivan Turina – A Football Report
Moyes Has Done Sod All To Deserve United Job – Johnny Nic For F365
Anfield: The Victims, The Anger And The Shameful Truth – Guardian
The A-Z Of Football Boot Brands – The Boot Room
Man Utd Coach Delivers Opinion On Rooney's Form – Off The Post
19 Rules Of Playing Football When You're A Kid – BuzzFeed
Chiles, Keane, Dixon & Southgate Preview Madrid vs Dortmund – The False Nine
Brilliant 'Punk Aesthetic' West Ham Artwork – Is Saitch Yer Daddy?
Very American, Not Very Good: The 1971 St Louis Stars – IBWM
Absolutely genius.Love it.Maybe Brendan Rogers may use this in the next series of Being Liverpool?
Where’s Gael Cliché?
I haven’t seen such poor contrast and colour choice since my Year 5 IT coursework. Shouldn’t the blue boxes down the side be called “Downing Land”?
DOWNING STREET OH FU
Haha, love Row Z!
Have to agree with Mr. Chopper though, some of the colours do clash somewhat.
Tony Hart would have a fit, if wasn’t already etc…
What’s the red one down the side?
I am horrendously colour blind…
@Adam: It’s ‘The Channel’
I coach an U21 side and i’m very found of a ‘in the channel’ shout !……….. 3 years in and i still don’t think they know what i’m on about ! ha ha !