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Snapshot: Official ‘Football Cliches’ Pitch, As Mapped Out By Cliché Experts…

By Chris Wright

Here we have the definitive ‘football clichés’ pitch, with the boundaries of each hackneyed old clichéd territory clearly defined and accurately mapped out by an expert in the field – namely, the majestic @FootballCliches chaps – and drafted up by the skilled hand of @Steve_Sub

That is just greatness on a plate with a side salad of shredded awesome!

Incidentally, @FootballCliches is the brains behind the great Football Clichés blog (formerly ‘The Angle of Post and Bar’). We heartily suggest you check it out. Heartily, we say.

Suggested further viewing on Pies…

15 Downright Detestable Punditry Clichés

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By Chris on November 6th, 2012 in Funnies. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “Snapshot: Official ‘Football Cliches’ Pitch, As Mapped Out By Cliché Experts…”

  1. JayJay says:

    Absolutely genius.Love it.Maybe Brendan Rogers may use this in the next series of Being Liverpool?

  2. Zam says:

    Where’s Gael Cliché?

  3. Mr. Chopper says:

    I haven’t seen such poor contrast and colour choice since my Year 5 IT coursework. Shouldn’t the blue boxes down the side be called “Downing Land”?

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  5. Jarren says:

    Haha, love Row Z!

    Have to agree with Mr. Chopper though, some of the colours do clash somewhat.

    Tony Hart would have a fit, if wasn’t already etc…

  6. Adam says:

    What’s the red one down the side?
    I am horrendously colour blind…

  7. Anonymous says:

    I coach an U21 side and i’m very found of a ‘in the channel’ shout !……….. 3 years in and i still don’t think they know what i’m on about ! ha ha !

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