Mischievous Scamps Put Andy Townsend’s Tactics Truck Up For Sale On Gumtree After ‘Sudden Redundancy’

Chris Wright

29th, January 2015

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By Chris Wright

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With the afterglow that followed the recent announcement of Andy Townsend being released back into the wild by ITV, it’s perhaps worth remembering that we’re talking about a real human being with real human being feelings here.

Not only will Andy have to make do with delivering his razor-sharp analysis in the privacy of his own home from now on, but there are also the monetary repercussions to consider.

First thing to go it seems is his beloved tactics truck, the scene of some of his finest insight, which went up for sale on Gumtree yesterday…


£5,000? Bargain. There’s history positively oozing from those walls.

Of course, we can tell this is just a mischievous scamp pulling our puddings because the actual tactics truck was far less sophisticated than that…


(Via Fanbookz/thanks to Pies fan @mrabutler for the tip-off!)

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  1. Jarren says:

    50 quid on beIN Sports hiring him

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