Notts County Manager Martin Allen Seeks ‘Whistling Teacher’ For Fun, Friendship…Maybe More

Chris Wright

23rd, August 2011

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By Chris Wright

Posted on Notts County’s official website but a few days ago, manager Martin Allen’s personal classfied ad for a ‘whistling teacher’…

SASSY, SENSITIVE MAD DOG seeking M or F company Must have GSOH, like long walks on the beach, wining and dining, the music of Enya and preferably have two fine lips (for whistling at first…then, who knows?) xxx

Contact Martin at Box 140.

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  1. wolfinho says:

    some ladies can whistle from their other fine set of lips. this may sound like a joke, but i can assure you it’s not.

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