Euro 2012 Fashion Crimes: Scott Parker Wows Krakow With Audacious ‘Regatta Chic’ Ensemble (Photos)

Chris Wright

19th, June 2012


By Chris Wright

Off for a wander around Krakow with Glen Johnson and the missuses the other day, Scott Parker opted for an outrageous ‘yachting enthusiast’ look to tour the old town; combining classic gentleman’s knitwear (Dulux colour chart: Buttercup Sigh) with maritime chino shorts (Dulux colour chart: Mystic Azure Cavern) and a pair of dainty boating pumps…

Glen’s face in the last photo just about sums it up.

Anyway, nice try Scotty, but you’ll never be able to carry off ‘Regatta chic’ like the patron saint of the casually tossed cardigan: Ronseal’s very own Phil Brown…

Pink and orange should never be seen.