By Chris Wright
Obviously impressed by his monotone work for Alexander’s Prestige Range Rovers, the people over at Spey Whisky have paid Michael Owen to shill their particular brand of fire-water.
As you’d expect from a man with all the charisma of a concrete bollard, the horse-themed advert is a chore to sit through despite only being 30 seconds long…
Never has anyone said “the spirit of the warrior courses through me” in a less convincing tone of voice.