The Relentless Nutmegging Of John Terry: A Heartfelt Charitable Appeal

By Chris Wright

This has to stop…

It can’t have escaped your notice that there is currently a silent epidemic sweeping through the Premier League, a craze which fosters a culture of hostility, shame and devastatingly sudden isolation The Relentless Nutmegging of England’s John Terry.

There was a point when John would fight the mockery in the only way he knew how…

“Natmeg this you c**t!”

…but those days are sadly gone. John is old, weary, broken. The legs have gone, the mind is soon to follow. When even Andy Carroll is ‘doing you like a kipper’ then you know the end is probably

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