Newcastle defender Celestine Babayaro is facing a three-match ban after the FA charged him with violent conduct for his petulant slap at Liverpool‘s Dirk Kuyt. For future reference Celestine, if you want to do something wrong you might as well do it right. This is how to do handbags properly. Learn from the masters.
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[Rob Parker]