By Chris Wright
Alves is a bedraggled Portuguese centre-half with wet roadkill on his head.
Williams is the former homeless hobo who became a minor US celebrity last year by virtue of possessing a voice rich enough to tenderise meat at ten paces. He’s got quite the backstory.
Great spot from Pies fan Nathan Morris! Have a Ritz cracker on us, you deserve it.
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