Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Bruno Alves & Ted ‘Golden Voice’ Williams

Chris Wright

22nd, June 2012


By Chris Wright

Alves is a bedraggled Portuguese centre-half with wet roadkill on his head.

Williams is the former homeless hobo who became a minor US celebrity last year by virtue of possessing a voice rich enough to tenderise meat at ten paces. He’s got quite the backstory.

Great spot from Pies fan Nathan Morris! Have a Ritz cracker on us, you deserve it.

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