Shit Lookalikes: Clarke Carlisle & Ashley Banjo

Chris Wright

30th, January 2013


By Chris Wright

Carlisle is a Northampton centre-half, Britain’s Brainiest Footballer™ (by virtue of being able to use the correct tense in basic sentences) and chairman of the PFA.

Banjo is some kind of urban dancer fellow and proud owner of the middle name “Modurotolu”.

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  1. usrick says:

    Both are young, male and Black, but there the similarity ends. Like Puyol and the bizarre cartoon character a few days ago, they aren’t even shit lookalikes. Is Pies contractually obligated to run a “shit lookalikes” every so many days even if the pair shown is neither similar no humorous?

  2. Jarren says:

    @usrick: Sorry, but you’re well off on this one.

    They are very similar! Look at the eyes, look at the nose, look at the jawline.

    I say this is a really rather excellent lookalike!

    Not shit at all, in fact.

    I grant you, some Pies lookalikes actually are just Shit, but this ain’t one of them.


    Oh and Chris, top marks on the Clarke Carlisle description. Refreshing to see a guy talk about football on TV in actual, proper English.

    Sensational, in fact…

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