Shit Lookalikes: Clarke Carlisle & Ashley Banjo
By Chris Wright
Carlisle is a Northampton centre-half, Britain’s Brainiest Footballer™ (by virtue of being able to use the correct tense in basic sentences) and chairman of the PFA.
Banjo is some kind of urban dancer fellow and proud owner of the middle name “Modurotolu”.
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